In one of the most confusing stories ever, Lisa Ann was escorted out of a Matt Rife show in handcuffs and given an odd ultimatum. She posted on her X every detail and the police have their version, but it’s shady at best.
Former Porn actress who is probably best known for her Sarah Palin spoofs attended a Matt Rife show to enjoy the up and coming comedian’s performance when as she says, she was approached by eight ushers who told her that they had to escort her out of the show for using her phone. She said she hadn’t been using her phone although before the show, she took a selfie of her in the second row and an usher was standing right behind her when she did it. He had nothing to say about it at the time.
According to her, she put her phone away after that and didn’t touch it. But soon, it wasn’t just ushers standing around her. The police came to join the party.
They put her in handcuffs and escorted her out of the show like a common criminal. And what was their excuse? They said she was being detained because she was using her phone during the show. I didn’t know that was a crime and I definitely didn’t know that Matt Rife had a problem with that.
The police said that she seemed intoxicated, which I didn’t think there was a problem with that either. They gave her an ultimatum to either be arrested or go to the hospital for what they call in New York, a 5150 hold. What kind of crap is that?
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The story unfolds that Lisa Ann opted for the arrest. But for some reason, the police didn’t have anyone available for that. So, they called for an ambulance. I guess her only option was the 5150 hold to begin with.
The thing is that those plans changed real quick when the ambulance arrived and the paramedics checked her out, they told the police to stop wasting their time. I’m paraphrasing of course because I don’t know how they actually put it, but they pretty much let the police know that they have real sick people to worry about and don’t have time to put up with their shenanigans.
