What’s Up With Celebs Wearing Huge Yellow Crocs?

Of all the fashion statements celebrities have made over the years, the Yellow Crocs are bizarre. It reminds me of Minions, only they have enough common sense to wear black boots.

It will be a fly-by-night gimmick, and there is no disputing that. It’s like the moon boots of the 80s when kids would wear them to play in the snow. Only these have holes in them and that wouldn’t work out too well. It’s like these celebrities are entering some kind of real-life animation series and don’t have any sense that it’s being recorded.

Their grandchildren will ask them one day what they were on when they were wearing the Yellow Crocs and all they’ll be able to say is, “Everyone else was doing it.”

Ever had a grandchild cock their head and look at you with that lingering question, “If they all jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?”

What are those?

Remember back when you were in elementary school and wore a new pair of shoes? Everyone wanted to see how fast you could run in them. Well, let’s see if they can make you go faster or if you just look different trying to run.

Not even Paris Hilton can make these things look cool. It’s like the freaky fashion designers make models look stupid in walking the runway. In no world would the fashion statement fly for the masses. It’s only good for the show and the magazines that follow it.


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But eventually, they have to come off and this is the sacrifice Paris Hilton made to promote the boot. She nearly lost her foot, which would not have been good because normally she needs those to walk.

Yellow Crocs are not a thing. It will never be a thing because they’re more like a fashion statement for the Smurfs than for any human being who wants to be taken seriously. Wait a minute!

I give up!