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Pharma Commercials Kill With Jokes If They Weren’t Dead Serious

Michael Allen2 months ago2 weeks ago03 mins

Doesn’t it seem that the pharmaceutical companies should have it all figured out by now? They’ve only been doing their thing since the late 1800s. Other industries in business that long would have been pros by now but the pharma commercials hilariously let us know that they are not on top of things. By surgically…

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She Was Doing Her Business On The Toilet When This Happened

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Doing your business in a public place isn’t always a great idea. When you have to go, you have to go. But for several reasons, you hope it’s not at a club when nature calls, and this one is new for me. This girl was just minding her own business when she got some visitors…

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The Concept Of A Joke, A Lost Art Fact Checkers Killed

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

It’s a simple day on Facebook and most people don’t go there to get updated on news. We stay in touch with our family and friends, and if you’re like me, you like a good joke every once in a while. But what does a simple day on Facebook actually look like? There is an…

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The Wilhelm Scream Heard All Around Hollywood

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

After hearing it in various scenes over and over, the Wilhelm Scream becomes hilarious. It’s an infamous scream born out of necessity back at the beginning of filmmaking and it’s still being used today. Throughout the history of filmmaking, there have been plenty of shortcuts directors have taken to cut costs and speed things up…

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Caitlin Clark
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Caitlin Clark Bleeds, Cunningham Defends, WNBA Rakes It In

Michael Allen5 months ago5 months ago09 mins

Caitlin Clark didn’t just enter the WNBA. She detonated into it. From breaking college records to packing stadiums across the country, she’s the face of the future and the engine of the present. But in recent games, the conversation has shifted. Less about her deep threes and court vision. More about the bruises she’s collecting….

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When Nathan Fillion Really Blew It In Easy Cross Examination

Michael Allen9 months ago9 months ago06 mins

It was Season 8 Episode 10 of Castle when Nathan Fillion was supposed to testify in an open and shut case. Castle thought he could identify the murderer but he was seriously rattled by the defense attorney who came prepared and threw everything he had. What’s bad about it is Castle had good ammunition to…

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Gordon Ramsay Goes Berserk Over TikTok Recipes

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Gordon Ramsay is infamous for yelling at the chefs on his shows and giving them the business. But this is a whole different story and it’s hilarious beyond stitches. Personally, some of these so-called TikTok chefs might be trolling Gordon Ramsay. When you see some of the recipes they are pulling out of their cookbooks,…

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Unpopular Opinion About The Simpsons Predictions

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

It has become a strange phenomenon to fans of The Simpsons that the cartoon has made some of the most outrageous predictions. From an explosion to a boat crash, fans are pointing at episodes dating back to 1989 and making connections with the real world. But the reality of it is this marvel has gotten…

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Chanel West Coast
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Girls Of Ridiculousness After The Era Of Chanel West Coast

Michael Allen1 year ago8 months ago013 mins

Chanel West Coast was part of the Ridiculousness team from the start and it felt like a hole opened up when she left the show. Rob Dyrdek and Steelo Brim have held it down but it has taken a team of girls to fill the void Chelsea left behind. When I heard about Chanel West…

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Does Conor McGregor Get Smaller In ‘Road House?’

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago06 mins

When I first heard about a remake of Road House, I shook my head wondering why they were doing it and I didn’t care who they got to play Dalton. But the trailer is out now and it seems Jake Gyllenhaal is going up against Conor McGregor in the Florida Keys and it looks like…

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Kai Cenat Sparks Chaos In New York Without Even Trying

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

New York City’s Union Square got a little extra attention on Friday night when Kai Cenat announced a giveaway. He promised to give away a PlayStation as well as other electronics, and that was all it took to send teenagers into a frenzy. Kai Cenat has 6.5 million followers on Twitch as well as 3.67…

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Tubi Is Getting Beat Up For Its Streaming

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Rather than pay to watch great programming, Tubi has a way of providing it for free. The issue is that with everything free, there are going to be some bombs. Anyone can make a video. That became evident when YouTube became a hit. You can make just about anything you want and upload it yourself….

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Kate Upton Is Getting The Love From Astros Fans

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Kate Upton is always a fan favorite no matter what she does. Even when her husband gets traded from the Mets back to the Astros, she’s the one who gets all the attention about it. Fans are stoked to see Justin Verlander go back to the Astros. It’s not one of those LeBron James moments…

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A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

Available now on Amazon!
In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

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Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

Michael Allen

When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box
When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box

Mikayla woke up with a wink, unaware I’d been watching her. There was a moment of peace, just a breath of it, before she suddenly jumped up and snatched KeeKee [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads
When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads

Before I had a chance to understand what was happening between the pirates and the knights, a horse cut through the scene like a whispered warning. The branches swayed. The [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and a Doll
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and  a Doll

As the ship sailed over the waters, the waves crashed against the sides in a rhythmic motion. Fast asleep, I breathed into the blanket while Mikayla snored like a dinosaur [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba
When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba

He’ll go where your courage goes. That’s where you’ll always find him. What in the world does that even mean? Why does everyone want to talk so fuzzy around here [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying
When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying

When you miss me… I miss you too! But you know what I do? In my mind, I can see you. Think about me, while I think about you… And [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight

If Dad wasn’t painting on the front porch, he was working on a piece of furniture in his shed. I could hear faint noises coming from out there, so I [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock
When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock

My mind had been in a world of its own all day. I wasn’t quite sure where it had been or what I had been doing. But I know that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening

“Are you okay?” Jeph asked as he looked down at Julie. She cracked her neck and felt her head, “No. I’m not okay. I just got hit by a car.” [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VIII – The Accident
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VIII – The Accident

Marcus had gone all out for this particular extravagant soiree because for him, it was a special occasion. He had thrown everyone off his scent by spreading the rumor that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VII – The Party
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VII – The Party

The sounds of balls cracking on the pool table echoed throughout the hall as music played on low in the background. This wasn’t a hopping club after all. It was [...]

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