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    She Was Doing Her Business On The Toilet When This Happened

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    Diddy Thought He Was Walking Out But RICO Said Nah

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    The Day When Yellow Discharge Gonorrhea Wasn’t About STDs

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Chick-fil-A Girl
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Spotlight On Gina Lynn, the Chick-fil-A Girl And Her Commercial?

Michael Allen11 months ago10 months ago04 mins

When the Chick-fil-A Girl burst onto the scene in the video that went viral, she had everyone in stitches because of how goofy she was acting. All it takes is that kind of exposure to the world and you never know where it can take you, which leads me to a burning question I have…

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Star Wars Lasers
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Have Star Wars Lasers Finally Reached Our Future

Michael Allen10 months ago10 months ago04 mins

The image of Star Wars Lasers being in the here and now is too much to grasp. When a video appeared with tree trimmers using a laser to cut a branch, it seemed to come from AI as many fake videos are popping up these days. But is it really too hard to believe? Watching…

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The Rookie
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‘The Rookie’ Gets A Little Ridiculous

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Following The Rookie for years since Richard Castle became John Nolan, a writer becoming a police officer for real. He went through the hard times of being trained and now he’s a training officer himself. But he got married and took a few days off. That’s when the show went off the chains. The Rookie…

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freak off
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Diddy Is Hiding In His Bunker Where He Continues To Freak Off

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago012 mins

Freak off has become the internet’s favorite term and it’s all in light of the course of events that started to unravel a few days ago. Federal agents from what appears to be several different agencies including Homeland Security and the FBI were there to raid Diddy’s mansions in both L.A. and Miami but they…

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Taylor Swift Sends Fans Back To Dreaded Ticketmaster Trenches

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Taylor Swift has announced that she has extended her Eras Tour and there are new dates to buy tickets. That is good news but some fans are starting to feel the stress from Ticketmaster flashbacks. Since Taylor Swift has been on tour, it’s been all good. Can you imagine that each stop along the way…

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  • Film

Pauly D Getting Love Today For Breaking Through Door

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Pauly D is hitting the headlines after his highly heroic act on Jersey Shore Family Vacation. He was forced to bust through a door to avenge his love, Nikki Hall, and there’s so much more to the story. First of all, what happened on the show is almost unforgivable. Anything they do on the show…

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Oktoberfest
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Devil’s Wheel Is Sexiest Game At Oktoberfest

Michael Allen2 years ago10 months ago05 mins

I had never heard of the Devil’s Wheel and didn’t know what to expect at all. But it has now become my favorite game at Oktoberfest. It threw me off when the women started climbing up on the wheel. Most of them were in dresses I had seen before but I wasn’t putting it all…

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Philadelphia Phillies Fans: No More Hot Dog For You

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Even though the Philadelphia Phillies are full grown fans, they’re getting punished for their behavior. In what I consider a hard punishment to live with, the hot dog nights promotion is being taken away like they’re a bunch of teenagers about to lose their internet. What brought this on? Actually, there are a few things…

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Video Shows Moment When Lady Learns Manslaughter

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Antonetta Stevens said she was home minding her own business when Ashley Bocanegra came to her house. They got into an altercation on the street and that was that. But it was all caught on video and things just don’t quite add up. Of course, if someone comes to your house uninvited to start something,…

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Bikini Bull Riding Is On The Rise As A Brilliant Bona Fide Sport

Michael Allen10 months ago10 months ago03 mins

I don’t know why it took so long for Bikini Bull Riding to become a thing but I’m glad it’s here. Hats off to the ladies who know how to turn Bull Riding into something a little more special. Of course, the bikini has sparked the curiosity of many young men over the years. It…

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Surging YouTube Videos Love After The TikTok Tailspin

Michael Allen7 months ago7 months ago05 mins

UPDATE: And just like that, TikTok is up again. The YouTube videos successor… Pre-TikTok Ban Down and Up Rollercoaster: You’d think the TikTok fiasco had brought the end of the world. But YouTube videos have always been there along with Instagram and they are responsible for launching the original influencers, powerful influencers who could mention…

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The Wilhelm Scream Heard All Around Hollywood

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

After hearing it in various scenes over and over, the Wilhelm Scream becomes hilarious. It’s an infamous scream born out of necessity back at the beginning of filmmaking and it’s still being used today. Throughout the history of filmmaking, there have been plenty of shortcuts directors have taken to cut costs and speed things up…

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Kevin Hart Seriously Injured After Trying To Race

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Kevin Hart is not feeling himself today after having to go on his Instagram and explain to the world that he tore his abdomen. Of course, how he tore it is even more interesting. First of all, how do you tear an abdomen while running? I have felt pain in my abdomen after running, but…

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My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

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The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble
When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble

People who try to do good often get punished for it—fired, fined, or billed. From rescue heroes to bystanders, kindness often comes with consequences. [...]

Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie
Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie

Paul Walker will appear in the final Fast & Furious film. Vin Diesel made sure of it. A powerful tribute to the heart of the franchise and a fitting way [...]

Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It
Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It

Saying Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are rivals is like saying a scooter’s gunning for a Harley — cool story, but they’re not even in the same lane. [...]

Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up
Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up

Social media isn’t just posts and memes—it’s a sitcom with recurring characters. From Karen to the Troll, here are the personalities that crash every comment section whether you want them [...]

Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness
Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness

If you’re struggling and can’t seem to see your way out from under the ever-increasing weight of your financial grind, you’re not alone. Misery loves company, and the irony is [...]

Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?
Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?

It would appear that while there are still great musicians who are rocking us with awesome performances, some are scraping the bottom of the barrel with new ways to keep [...]

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