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Wicked
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Wicked Merch Released With Ultimate Wicked Boob

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

As Wicked is set to be released in mere days, the merchandise has already hit the shelves. But they made one huge blunder, the likes of which I’ve only ever heard come from Disney merchandise. Remember in Lion King when Simba plops himself on the ground and the dust flies into the air to form…

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Fartcoin
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Fartcoin Is A Thing You Can Blow Real Money On Pffft

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago09 mins

Blowing your money on Fartcoin (FRTC) may seem like some kind of pun and let me tell you that it’s definitely intentional. It’s a brand-new cryptocurrency that seems to have only been in circulation since last year but it’s real, it’s out there, and investors are betting on it. There are two conflicting pictures about…

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Candy Man
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This Halloween Remembers Candy Man Ronald Clark O’Bryan

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago07 mins

In 1974, Ronald Clark O’Bryan did the unspeakable and will be remembered throughout history as the Candy Man Killer. It happened fifty years ago on Halloween night and in no way is this a myth, urban legend, or prank to hype up the holiday for the most psychological effect. It actually happened and you might…

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Star Wars Lasers
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Have Star Wars Lasers Finally Reached Our Future

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

The image of Star Wars Lasers being in the here and now is too much to grasp. When a video appeared with tree trimmers using a laser to cut a branch, it seemed to come from AI as many fake videos are popping up these days. But is it really too hard to believe? Watching…

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She Was Doing Her Business On The Toilet When This Happened

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Doing your business in a public place isn’t always a great idea. When you have to go, you have to go. But for several reasons, you hope it’s not at a club when nature calls, and this one is new for me. This girl was just minding her own business when she got some visitors…

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adult film
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Military Story About Girlfriend Adult Film Star

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

They were in love, the young Army soldier fresh in the military and the beautiful girlfriend who sent him off, back to training. Then, she headed straight for her photo shoot, in a hotel room, with Jody, to do an adult film. If you’ve ever been in the military, you know who Jody is. Drill…

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King Charles
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King Charles III Getting Roasted For Portrait That Looks Like It

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago07 mins

King Charles III unveiled his first official portrait since his coronation and probably shouldn’t have. Not everything needs to be made public and this is one of them. It’s not common knowledge how long he posed for Jonathan Yeo with fire burning all around him while the artist painted the predominantly red portrait. But Jonathan…

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Francis Scott Key Bridge
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Francis Scott Key Bridge Conspiracy Theories Are Crazy

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago08 mins

Baltimore, Maryland’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed early in the morning on Tuesday when the Singapore cargo ship known as Dali crashed into a support pillar. Of course, it’s a wild incident that no one expected and was totally random with everything else that was going on. But it has drawn out some of the…

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Allie Kubek
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Allie Kubek Had All Eyes On Her Except

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago06 mins

Her story might be over for this year. But for Women’s Maryland Terrapins basketball player Allie Kubek, it’s just getting started and last night’s performance put her on the map. Imagine showing up to NCAA Women’s March Madness against Iowa State and you’re not on the Scouting Report. But in the first half, you bang…

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Kate Middleton
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Kate Middleton Has Spoken And The Shutting Up Has Begun

Michael Allen3 years ago3 months ago06 mins

Some people had way too much time on their hands over the past couple of months to dissect a photo of Kate Middleton to determine it was photoshopped. What was it all about? The world has finally found out. On January 16, Kate Middleton went for abdominal surgery but the Royal Family didn’t let anyone…

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Conor McGregor
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Does Conor McGregor Get Smaller In ‘Road House?’

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago06 mins

When I first heard about a remake of Road House, I shook my head wondering why they were doing it and I didn’t care who they got to play Dalton. But the trailer is out now and it seems Jake Gyllenhaal is going up against Conor McGregor in the Florida Keys and it looks like…

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Boeing 737 MAX 9
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Wild Footage Of Boeing 737 MAX 9 Blow Out

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

Alaska Airlines ordered the grounding of an entire fleet of Boeing 737 MAX 9 after a panel blew out of the fuselage while in flight. There were passengers on board, and despite what the movies might have you think, no one was sucked out of the hole. It was a wild scene. An entire panel,…

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Chris Collinsworth
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Chris Collinsworth Crazy Thanksgiving Day Football Highlights

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago03 mins

It is no secret that Chris Collinsworth has a lot of haters out there for whatever reason. But he does add something to every game, and this year’s Thanksgiving Day was no different. Why do people hate Chris Collinsworth? Some fans think he’s biased and he’ll pick a player out, normally the QB, to just…

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The Devil's Nitpicking

The tragic dramedy that completes the father-daughter series Michael Allen affectionately has named "On the Outside Looking In." The Devil's Nitpicking is about a man named Country who graduates college and starts going through life as his career takes him places he never imagined. In the meantime, a little girl named Brianna is growing up through the ups and downs of heartbreak after heartbreak as her mother named Shelly ends one relationship after another. The ultimate surprise takes place when they bump into each other in a bookstore and suddenly, Country realizes he has had a daughter for years and never knew.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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Part IX Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The FINALE
Part IX Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The FINALE

There comes a point in a thriller when you stop offering advice to the characters and start negotiating with the screen. Please notice that expression. Please ask another question. Please [...]

Part VIII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Accident
Part VIII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Accident

A good party needs music, food, and people who understand when they have worn out their welcome. Marcus has done an outstanding job with the first two. Unfortunately, screening for [...]

Part VII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Party
Part VII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Party

Every college party has a guest who mistakes being tolerated for being the main attraction. He arrives with enough confidence for six people and enough self-awareness for half a houseplant. [...]

Part VI Halloween Scary Stories Continue With The Bar Scene
Part VI Halloween Scary Stories Continue With The Bar Scene

Sometimes a man just needs to polish his car, take a drive, and clear his head. That sounds perfectly reasonable until you find out what has been living in his [...]

Part V Scary Stories Continue With Chad Unhinged
Part V Scary Stories Continue With Chad Unhinged

In Part V of my Halloween Video Series that you can simply skip to and view below, some people check your social media because they want to know how you’re [...]

Part IV College Horror Stories Continue With The Chad
Part IV College Horror Stories Continue With The Chad

In Part IV of my Halloween Video Series that you can simply skip to and view below, some mornings begin with sunshine, optimism, and the comforting smell of fresh coffee. [...]

Part III Psychological Horror Stories Continue With Wedding Day
Part III Psychological Horror Stories Continue With Wedding Day

Now that you’ve met the man at the center of my Joker Joker Deuce psychological horror stories, let’s dive into a short picture of his past to see how he [...]

Part II Halloween Horror Stories Continue With The Invisible Man
Part II Halloween Horror Stories Continue With The Invisible Man

Now that you’ve met the man at the center of my Joker Joker Deuce Halloween horror stories, let’s take a deeper look at his world and his mind. Jeph’s imagination [...]

The Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Begins With A Monster Awakens
The Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Begins With A Monster Awakens

October seems like the right time to introduce you to someone you might wish you had never met. His name is Jeph, and he’s the delivery driver at the center [...]

The Big Bang Theory Spawn Factory
The Big Bang Theory Spawn Factory

Apparently, The Big Bang Theory did more than create the universe. It also created a television franchise that refuses to stop reproducing. At this rate, scientists should quit studying the [...]

In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

Available now on Amazon!