Skip to content
January 17, 2026
  • The World of Nothingness. Part One.
  • Jodi Maiers 13 Weeks Nails the Covid Experience
  • Madame Web Had Two Major Flaws I Can’t Ignore
  • Chaos Spawned Highly Profitable FUBAR Technologies

The Morning Teaser

Mornings would be a whole lot better if they were later in the day…

Random News
  • Home
    • YouTube: 300 Beer Weekend
  • Books
    • Joker Joker Deuce
    • The Deeper Dark
    • A River in the Ocean
    • When You Miss Me
  • News
    • WTF
    • Celebrities
    • Music
    • Humor
    • Film
    • Television
  • About
  • Shop
    • Cart
    • Checkout
    • My account
    • Refund and Returns Policy
Headlines
  • Trenton Damn Blatherly

    The World of Nothingness. Part One.

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • Jodi Maiers 13 Weeks

    Jodi Maiers 13 Weeks Nails the Covid Experience

    1 month ago1 month ago
  • Madame Web

    Madame Web Had Two Major Flaws I Can’t Ignore

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • chaos

    Chaos Spawned Highly Profitable FUBAR Technologies

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • AllCrime Criminal Insurance

    AllCrime Criminal Insurance For The Lifer On The Go

    2 months ago2 months ago
  • Big Bang Theory

    Leonard and Sheldon: The Big Bang Theory Reimagining

    3 months ago2 months ago
  • Home
  • WTF
  • Page 3

WTF

OnlyFans
  • Humor
  • WTF

OnlyFans Girls On Facebook Making Every Willy Wonky

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

OnlyFans was created for everyone who wanted to turn their interests into extra income using a subscription-based platform. Of course, it became a trend and everyone knows which way that went. E-commerce used to be a game that only the big guys could play. They were the ones who were able to put all the…

Read More
US Customs
  • WTF

US Customs Finds Giraffe Poop For Interesting Reason

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

US Customs has seen some things I’m sure. They’ve found weapons and concoctions of all kinds but I’m also a little sure that they’ve never seen giraffe poop come through. Well, it happened. A lady brought the unique feces through US Customs at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport. The reason is she wanted to make a…

Read More
Alligator
  • WTF

Wally Gator Denied Access To Phillies Game – The Emotional Support Animal Of Alligators

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Wally Gator is an alligator on a leash and it’s a shame that this little beast wasn’t allowed into a Phillies game recently. Can you imagine him being turned down at the gate? Sounds about right when it’s put that way. But the thing is that Wally Gator is an emotional support alligator and he…

Read More
sheep getting high
  • WTF

Sheep Getting High In Greece Meandering Into Wrong Greenhouse

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

“Sheep Getting High” could be the song of the year. Move over, Oliver Anthony! A new anthem just might be coming through. It could go a little something like this, sheep getting high in Greece when their food ran scarce and they had to go looking east. Hey, I never said I was a songwriter….

Read More
  • WTF

Warning: Intense Video Shows Shocking Head Injury

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

This is not clickbait. I repeat, this is not clickbait. What you are about to see is a head injury that is completely shocking and it should serve as a warning. Of course, I’m all into having fun. I am not trying to be a downer on people having fun. But most of the time…

Read More
  • WTF

Bebahan Comments On Interesting Butt Play

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Bebahan started recently showing up on my Facebook with shorts of her listening to jokes or watching videos, then commenting about them. It is very interesting to listen to her take on things and this video I recently saw is interesting within itself. It was a short on Facebook with a guy playing drums on…

Read More
  • WTF

Tubi Is Getting Beat Up For Its Streaming

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Rather than pay to watch great programming, Tubi has a way of providing it for free. The issue is that with everything free, there are going to be some bombs. Anyone can make a video. That became evident when YouTube became a hit. You can make just about anything you want and upload it yourself….

Read More
  • WTF

Deliveries Put On Hold During Hurriquake Is Sign People Still Have Common Sense

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

California was bracing for a hurricane, and that’s all the news had to say to keep them informed. When they were hit with an earthquake at the same time, it became the hurriquake of the century and Door Dash decided to suspend all deliveries during the crisis. It really is a sign that some people…

Read More
  • WTF

What’s Up With Celebs Wearing Huge Yellow Crocs?

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Of all the fashion statements celebrities have made over the years, the Yellow Crocs are bizarre. It reminds me of Minions, only they have enough common sense to wear black boots. It will be a fly-by-night gimmick, and there is no disputing that. It’s like the moon boots of the 80s when kids would wear…

Read More
  • WTF

Mother Hires Barbie For Birthday Party And Gets Barbie Stripper

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

With Barbie breaking records and taking names at the box office, the toy has been given a new life. So when a mother wanted to hire a Barbie character for her daughter’s birthday, she was surprised when a Barbie Stripper actually came knocking on her door. Barbie’s reputation was going downhill, and it had been…

Read More
  • WTF

There’s More To Josh Alfred Of ‘America’s Got Talent’

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

America’s Got Talent had an interesting show on Tuesday evening. A contestant by the name of Josh Alfred got on stage and wouldn’t get off. It wasn’t as if he had to be escorted off by Terry Crews or anything. No, he just refused to leave. In his first appearance, he introduced himself as a…

Read More
  • WTF

Kai Cenat Sparks Chaos In New York Without Even Trying

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

New York City’s Union Square got a little extra attention on Friday night when Kai Cenat announced a giveaway. He promised to give away a PlayStation as well as other electronics, and that was all it took to send teenagers into a frenzy. Kai Cenat has 6.5 million followers on Twitch as well as 3.67…

Read More
  • WTF

Real Estate Agent Helps Himself To Client’s Fridge

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

We all know that the real estate agent has access to your home when they’re trying to sell it. But do they have the right to reach into your refrigerator and help themselves to your milk? That’s what one real estate agent did and he found out the hard way that it’s not right at…

Read More
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

Available now on Amazon!
In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

Available now on Amazon!
Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

Michael Allen

When You Miss Me Revisited – Rappahannock 
When You Miss Me Revisited – Rappahannock 

I slid down the ramp to my yard. From now on, it was the only way to go. When I flopped on the grass, I looked up to see the [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Notes and Keys
When You Miss Me Revisited – Notes and Keys

When I opened my eyes, I was no longer in the yard. What felt like ages ago, I found myself back in my cubbyhole. Mikayla was across the room, smiling [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box
When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box

Mikayla woke up with a wink, unaware I’d been watching her. There was a moment of peace, just a breath of it, before she suddenly jumped up and snatched KeeKee [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads
When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads

Before I had a chance to understand what was happening between the pirates and the knights, a horse cut through the scene like a whispered warning. The branches swayed. The [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and a Doll
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and  a Doll

As the ship sailed over the waters, the waves crashed against the sides in a rhythmic motion. Fast asleep, I breathed into the blanket while Mikayla snored like a dinosaur [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba
When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba

He’ll go where your courage goes. That’s where you’ll always find him. What in the world does that even mean? Why does everyone want to talk so fuzzy around here [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying
When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying

When you miss me… I miss you too! But you know what I do? In my mind, I can see you. Think about me, while I think about you… And [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight

If Dad wasn’t painting on the front porch, he was working on a piece of furniture in his shed. I could hear faint noises coming from out there, so I [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock
When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock

My mind had been in a world of its own all day. I wasn’t quite sure where it had been or what I had been doing. But I know that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening

“Are you okay?” Jeph asked as he looked down at Julie. She cracked her neck and felt her head, “No. I’m not okay. I just got hit by a car.” [...]

Support Your Independent Author

Your browser does not support the video tag.

Michael Allen on Amazon!