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US Customs Finds Giraffe Poop For Interesting Reason

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

US Customs has seen some things I’m sure. They’ve found weapons and concoctions of all kinds but I’m also a little sure that they’ve never seen giraffe poop come through. Well, it happened. A lady brought the unique feces through US Customs at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport. The reason is she wanted to make a…

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Alligator
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Wally Gator Denied Access To Phillies Game – The Emotional Support Animal Of Alligators

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Wally Gator is an alligator on a leash and it’s a shame that this little beast wasn’t allowed into a Phillies game recently. Can you imagine him being turned down at the gate? Sounds about right when it’s put that way. But the thing is that Wally Gator is an emotional support alligator and he…

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sheep getting high
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Sheep Getting High In Greece Meandering Into Wrong Greenhouse

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

“Sheep Getting High” could be the song of the year. Move over, Oliver Anthony! A new anthem just might be coming through. It could go a little something like this, sheep getting high in Greece when their food ran scarce and they had to go looking east. Hey, I never said I was a songwriter….

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Warning: Intense Video Shows Shocking Head Injury

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

This is not clickbait. I repeat, this is not clickbait. What you are about to see is a head injury that is completely shocking and it should serve as a warning. Of course, I’m all into having fun. I am not trying to be a downer on people having fun. But most of the time…

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Bebahan Comments On Interesting Butt Play

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Bebahan started recently showing up on my Facebook with shorts of her listening to jokes or watching videos, then commenting about them. It is very interesting to listen to her take on things and this video I recently saw is interesting within itself. It was a short on Facebook with a guy playing drums on…

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Tubi Is Getting Beat Up For Its Streaming

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Rather than pay to watch great programming, Tubi has a way of providing it for free. The issue is that with everything free, there are going to be some bombs. Anyone can make a video. That became evident when YouTube became a hit. You can make just about anything you want and upload it yourself….

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Deliveries Put On Hold During Hurriquake Is Sign People Still Have Common Sense

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

California was bracing for a hurricane, and that’s all the news had to say to keep them informed. When they were hit with an earthquake at the same time, it became the hurriquake of the century and Door Dash decided to suspend all deliveries during the crisis. It really is a sign that some people…

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What’s Up With Celebs Wearing Huge Yellow Crocs?

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Of all the fashion statements celebrities have made over the years, the Yellow Crocs are bizarre. It reminds me of Minions, only they have enough common sense to wear black boots. It will be a fly-by-night gimmick, and there is no disputing that. It’s like the moon boots of the 80s when kids would wear…

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Mother Hires Barbie For Birthday Party And Gets Barbie Stripper

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

With Barbie breaking records and taking names at the box office, the toy has been given a new life. So when a mother wanted to hire a Barbie character for her daughter’s birthday, she was surprised when a Barbie Stripper actually came knocking on her door. Barbie’s reputation was going downhill, and it had been…

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There’s More To Josh Alfred Of ‘America’s Got Talent’

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

America’s Got Talent had an interesting show on Tuesday evening. A contestant by the name of Josh Alfred got on stage and wouldn’t get off. It wasn’t as if he had to be escorted off by Terry Crews or anything. No, he just refused to leave. In his first appearance, he introduced himself as a…

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Kai Cenat Sparks Chaos In New York Without Even Trying

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

New York City’s Union Square got a little extra attention on Friday night when Kai Cenat announced a giveaway. He promised to give away a PlayStation as well as other electronics, and that was all it took to send teenagers into a frenzy. Kai Cenat has 6.5 million followers on Twitch as well as 3.67…

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Real Estate Agent Helps Himself To Client’s Fridge

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

We all know that the real estate agent has access to your home when they’re trying to sell it. But do they have the right to reach into your refrigerator and help themselves to your milk? That’s what one real estate agent did and he found out the hard way that it’s not right at…

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UFO Hearing Before Government Panel Is Totes Hilarious

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

These guys are great and they should run every Los Angeles City Council meeting ever. They think aliens are coming in a UFO and that we should welcome them with a huge party. Listen to the specifics and it sounds like a party we should just have anyway whether the aliens show up or not….

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A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

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In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

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Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

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The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble
When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble

People who try to do good often get punished for it—fired, fined, or billed. From rescue heroes to bystanders, kindness often comes with consequences. [...]

Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie
Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie

Paul Walker will appear in the final Fast & Furious film. Vin Diesel made sure of it. A powerful tribute to the heart of the franchise and a fitting way [...]

Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It
Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It

Saying Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are rivals is like saying a scooter’s gunning for a Harley — cool story, but they’re not even in the same lane. [...]

Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up
Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up

Social media isn’t just posts and memes—it’s a sitcom with recurring characters. From Karen to the Troll, here are the personalities that crash every comment section whether you want them [...]

Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness
Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness

If you’re struggling and can’t seem to see your way out from under the ever-increasing weight of your financial grind, you’re not alone. Misery loves company, and the irony is [...]

Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?
Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?

It would appear that while there are still great musicians who are rocking us with awesome performances, some are scraping the bottom of the barrel with new ways to keep [...]

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