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Scottie Scheffler
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The Scottie Scheffler Episode Begins Crazy And Doesn’t Come Up

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago08 mins

What started off as a terrible day for Scottie Scheffler shouldn’t have turned out the way it did. But it will go down in history and I’m not sure whether he cares that it’s part of his legacy now. Without rechecking the facts to make sure I’m absolutely correct, a man was hit by a…

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Taylor Swift
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The Taylor Swift Trolls Are At It Again

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago07 mins

With The Tortured Poets Department sales breaking records, Taylor Swift really shouldn’t let any of it bother her. The trolls just troll to troll. Hate is their favorite game and she’s their favorite target. But it becomes increasingly annoying when the game that the trolls started rubs off on others. There is no reason for…

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Lana Del Rey
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Coachella Lana Del Rey Lame Fine For Staying Up Too Late

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago05 mins

Lana Del Rey put on a great show at Coachella 2024 to dancing and cheering fans who are grown adults by the way, or at least they are supposed to be. But the city of Indio, California seems to feel different about that because it says bedtime is at 1 am on Fridays and Saturdays,…

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Caitlin Clark
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Caitlin Clark And Angel Reese Woke Up The Beast

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago010 mins

When Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese went head to head in the Elite 8, it spiked ESPN’s viewership exponentially. Of course, Caitlin Clark and her Iowa Hawkeyes will go on to match up against Paige Bueckers and her UConn Huskies next but this beast that is raging is not just about basketball and the NCAA…

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Francis Scott Key Bridge
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Francis Scott Key Bridge Conspiracy Theories Are Crazy

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago08 mins

Baltimore, Maryland’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed early in the morning on Tuesday when the Singapore cargo ship known as Dali crashed into a support pillar. Of course, it’s a wild incident that no one expected and was totally random with everything else that was going on. But it has drawn out some of the…

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Allie Kubek
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Allie Kubek Had All Eyes On Her Except

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago06 mins

Her story might be over for this year. But for Women’s Maryland Terrapins basketball player Allie Kubek, it’s just getting started and last night’s performance put her on the map. Imagine showing up to NCAA Women’s March Madness against Iowa State and you’re not on the Scouting Report. But in the first half, you bang…

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Kate Middleton
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Kate Middleton Has Spoken And The Shutting Up Has Begun

Michael Allen3 years ago4 months ago06 mins

Some people had way too much time on their hands over the past couple of months to dissect a photo of Kate Middleton to determine it was photoshopped. What was it all about? The world has finally found out. On January 16, Kate Middleton went for abdominal surgery but the Royal Family didn’t let anyone…

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hot dog
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Philadelphia Phillies Fans: No More Hot Dog For You

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

Even though the Philadelphia Phillies are full grown fans, they’re getting punished for their behavior. In what I consider a hard punishment to live with, the hot dog nights promotion is being taken away like they’re a bunch of teenagers about to lose their internet. What brought this on? Actually, there are a few things…

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She’s A Young Mother With A Daughter Six Years Younger

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

Hunter Nelson’s TikTok blew up when she posted a video of herself worried about how she was going to raise a daughter who is almost her age. What had people buzzing is that she’s 21 and her daughter is 15. There were quite a few confused TikTok users out there wondering how it’s possible to…

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Tesla
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Tesla Struggle In Cold Weather Shows Reality Drivers Face

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago04 mins

What a world it would be if a car could drive itself safely and run on energy that could make it go forever with no carbon footprint. While it appears this is currently impossible, Tesla is trying to make strides in that direction. It just hasn’t ironed out all the wrinkles yet. This winter, with…

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Dunkin' Donuts
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Dunkin’ Donuts Bathroom Fail Sends Man To Therapy

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago05 mins

When Paul Kerouac walked into the Dunkin’ Donuts in Winter Park, Florida, in January of 2022, little did he know that his life was going to change forever. But not in a good way. Employees of that particular Dunkin’ Donuts had a secret that they did not share with the public. They had even reported…

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Brandy Old Fashioned On Way To Becoming Wisconsin State Spirit

Michael Allen3 years ago3 years ago05 mins

I have a special relationship with the Old Fashioned from Wisconsin, and I’ll tell that story in a bit. But Wisconsin has a serious relationship with it, and they’re taking it to the next level. Of course, they are letting the world know that an Old Fashioned is made with Brandy. It’s not supposed to…

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Oktoberfest
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Devil’s Wheel Is Sexiest Game At Oktoberfest

Michael Allen3 years ago2 years ago05 mins

I had never heard of the Devil’s Wheel and didn’t know what to expect at all. But it has now become my favorite game at Oktoberfest. It threw me off when the women started climbing up on the wheel. Most of them were in dresses I had seen before but I wasn’t putting it all…

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The Devil's Nitpicking

The tragic dramedy that completes the father-daughter series Michael Allen affectionately has named "On the Outside Looking In." The Devil's Nitpicking is about a man named Country who graduates college and starts going through life as his career takes him places he never imagined. In the meantime, a little girl named Brianna is growing up through the ups and downs of heartbreak after heartbreak as her mother named Shelly ends one relationship after another. The ultimate surprise takes place when they bump into each other in a bookstore and suddenly, Country realizes he has had a daughter for years and never knew.

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The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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Part IX Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The FINALE
Part IX Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The FINALE

There comes a point in a thriller when you stop offering advice to the characters and start negotiating with the screen. Please notice that expression. Please ask another question. Please [...]

Part VIII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Accident
Part VIII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Accident

A good party needs music, food, and people who understand when they have worn out their welcome. Marcus has done an outstanding job with the first two. Unfortunately, screening for [...]

Part VII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Party
Part VII Joker Joker Deuce Prequel – The Party

Every college party has a guest who mistakes being tolerated for being the main attraction. He arrives with enough confidence for six people and enough self-awareness for half a houseplant. [...]

Part VI Halloween Scary Stories Continue With The Bar Scene
Part VI Halloween Scary Stories Continue With The Bar Scene

Sometimes a man just needs to polish his car, take a drive, and clear his head. That sounds perfectly reasonable until you find out what has been living in his [...]

Part V Scary Stories Continue With Chad Unhinged
Part V Scary Stories Continue With Chad Unhinged

In Part V of my Halloween Video Series that you can simply skip to and view below, some people check your social media because they want to know how you’re [...]

Part IV College Horror Stories Continue With The Chad
Part IV College Horror Stories Continue With The Chad

In Part IV of my Halloween Video Series that you can simply skip to and view below, some mornings begin with sunshine, optimism, and the comforting smell of fresh coffee. [...]

Part III Psychological Horror Stories Continue With Wedding Day
Part III Psychological Horror Stories Continue With Wedding Day

Now that you’ve met the man at the center of my Joker Joker Deuce psychological horror stories, let’s dive into a short picture of his past to see how he [...]

Part II Halloween Horror Stories Continue With The Invisible Man
Part II Halloween Horror Stories Continue With The Invisible Man

Now that you’ve met the man at the center of my Joker Joker Deuce Halloween horror stories, let’s take a deeper look at his world and his mind. Jeph’s imagination [...]

The Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Begins With A Monster Awakens
The Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Begins With A Monster Awakens

October seems like the right time to introduce you to someone you might wish you had never met. His name is Jeph, and he’s the delivery driver at the center [...]

The Big Bang Theory Spawn Factory
The Big Bang Theory Spawn Factory

Apparently, The Big Bang Theory did more than create the universe. It also created a television franchise that refuses to stop reproducing. At this rate, scientists should quit studying the [...]

In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

Available now on Amazon!