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    Sydney Sweeney Pool Photos Are Catching Flack From Trolls

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    Meme Legends And What Happened To Them

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  • Caitlin Clark

    Caitlin Clark Bleeds, Cunningham Defends, WNBA Rakes It In

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Gonorrhea
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The Day When Yellow Discharge Gonorrhea Wasn’t About STDs

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Shock factor is good for the Likes but how many sales can it produce? Sexyy Red is about to find out with her new product that includes Gonorrhea and Yellow Discharge. It was just a normal day, post 2020 though. So, we’ve pretty seen it all from Murder Hornets to Worldwide Lockdowns. There isn’t much…

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  • Film

Jason Momoa Moshing To Pantera Most Rock Scene Ever

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Pantera was rocking on stage while on tour with Metallica, and guess who showed up? That’s right! Jason Momoa is a fan, and he got a little taste of the mosh pit. Actually, it’s not all that. Jason Momoa is a huge guy who was just standing there dancing. When the mosh pit got close…

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Caitlin Clark
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Caitlin Clark Bleeds, Cunningham Defends, WNBA Rakes It In

Michael Allen2 months ago2 months ago09 mins

Caitlin Clark didn’t just enter the WNBA. She detonated into it. From breaking college records to packing stadiums across the country, she’s the face of the future and the engine of the present. But in recent games, the conversation has shifted. Less about her deep threes and court vision. More about the bruises she’s collecting….

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Oprah Winfrey And Dwayne Johnson Getting Help For Hawaii

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Oprah Winfrey and Dwayne Johnson have banded together to help the people of Maui in their time of need. What they’re doing is modeled after a fund Dolly Parton had set up years ago to help the people of Gatlinburg, Tennessee when they were hit by wildfires in 2016. What Oprah Winfrey and Dwayne Johnson…

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The Big Bang Theory Almost Didn’t Have A Penny

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Everyone knows that Kaley Cuoco made The Big Bang Theory the hit it was. Of course, there was Leonard, Sheldon, Howard, Raj, Bernadette, and Amy, but Penny was the one who wasn’t quite like the others and that made the show. Of course, this is debatable. Everyone has their own opinion. After all, Sheldon’s character…

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UFO Hearing Before Government Panel Is Totes Hilarious

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

These guys are great and they should run every Los Angeles City Council meeting ever. They think aliens are coming in a UFO and that we should welcome them with a huge party. Listen to the specifics and it sounds like a party we should just have anyway whether the aliens show up or not….

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Adam Sandler Playing Pickup Basketball In The Park

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

With everything going on out in Hollywood and how Adam Sandler has made his fame, his life would appear to be on hold. Only it’s not, because in his time off from making movies he has been picking up a few games of basketball at a public court in New York. With WGA and SAG-AFTRA…

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Tesla
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Tesla Struggle In Cold Weather Shows Reality Drivers Face

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

What a world it would be if a car could drive itself safely and run on energy that could make it go forever with no carbon footprint. While it appears this is currently impossible, Tesla is trying to make strides in that direction. It just hasn’t ironed out all the wrinkles yet. This winter, with…

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Chanel West Coast
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Girls Of Ridiculousness After The Era Of Chanel West Coast

Michael Allen11 months ago5 months ago013 mins

Chanel West Coast was part of the Ridiculousness team from the start and it felt like a hole opened up when she left the show. Rob Dyrdek and Steelo Brim have held it down but it has taken a team of girls to fill the void Chelsea left behind. When I heard about Chanel West…

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Fartcoin
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Fartcoin Is A Thing You Can Blow Real Money On Pffft

Michael Allen10 months ago10 months ago09 mins

Blowing your money on Fartcoin (FRTC) may seem like some kind of pun and let me tell you that it’s definitely intentional. It’s a brand-new cryptocurrency that seems to have only been in circulation since last year but it’s real, it’s out there, and investors are betting on it. There are two conflicting pictures about…

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The Meme That Has Secretly Been Around The Longest

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

It’s not really a raging debate, although if I were a clickbaity site, I would say something to that effect. But there is a disagreement about which meme was first, and I’m the one disagreeing. I’ve been on the internet since 1993 when I bought my first computer, and it came with an AOL disc…

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The Big Crack Down On McDonald’s Burger Dealers

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago010 mins

The McDonald’s fix is hard to beat. People should consider rehab. Cutting down to once a week is dangerous if you’re trying to get off of the junk entirely. Ronald McDonald is coming under attack because, obviously, he’s been peddling junk food to kids. I haven’t seen those charges yet. But the video should hit…

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The Simpsons
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Unpopular Opinion About The Simpsons Predictions

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

It has become a strange phenomenon to fans of The Simpsons that the cartoon has made some of the most outrageous predictions. From an explosion to a boat crash, fans are pointing at episodes dating back to 1989 and making connections with the real world. But the reality of it is this marvel has gotten…

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My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble
When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble

People who try to do good often get punished for it—fired, fined, or billed. From rescue heroes to bystanders, kindness often comes with consequences. [...]

Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie
Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie

Paul Walker will appear in the final Fast & Furious film. Vin Diesel made sure of it. A powerful tribute to the heart of the franchise and a fitting way [...]

Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It
Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It

Saying Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are rivals is like saying a scooter’s gunning for a Harley — cool story, but they’re not even in the same lane. [...]

Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up
Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up

Social media isn’t just posts and memes—it’s a sitcom with recurring characters. From Karen to the Troll, here are the personalities that crash every comment section whether you want them [...]

Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness
Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness

If you’re struggling and can’t seem to see your way out from under the ever-increasing weight of your financial grind, you’re not alone. Misery loves company, and the irony is [...]

Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?
Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?

It would appear that while there are still great musicians who are rocking us with awesome performances, some are scraping the bottom of the barrel with new ways to keep [...]

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