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    Adam Johnson NHL Death Ruled Manslaughter

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    The Big Crack Down On McDonald’s Burger Dealers

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Deliveries Put On Hold During Hurriquake Is Sign People Still Have Common Sense

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

California was bracing for a hurricane, and that’s all the news had to say to keep them informed. When they were hit with an earthquake at the same time, it became the hurriquake of the century and Door Dash decided to suspend all deliveries during the crisis. It really is a sign that some people…

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Jason Kelce
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Jason Kelce Silly Altercation With Rude Fan Over Brother

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

First of all, Jason Kelce was carrying Garage Beer which will probably become a very popular brand after this incident. Moving forward, a fan was following behind the retired football player when he decided to taunt the big man resulting in an action that will be talked about until the next best thing comes along…

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Video Shows Moment When Lady Learns Manslaughter

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Antonetta Stevens said she was home minding her own business when Ashley Bocanegra came to her house. They got into an altercation on the street and that was that. But it was all caught on video and things just don’t quite add up. Of course, if someone comes to your house uninvited to start something,…

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Kate Middleton
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Kate Middleton Has Spoken And The Shutting Up Has Begun

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago06 mins

Some people had way too much time on their hands over the past couple of months to dissect a photo of Kate Middleton to determine it was photoshopped. What was it all about? The world has finally found out. On January 16, Kate Middleton went for abdominal surgery but the Royal Family didn’t let anyone…

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Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle Excellent SNL Is The Comedy We Need

Michael Allen10 months ago10 months ago04 mins

We’re talking about a comedic genius and that can’t be denied. Dave Chappelle jokes about anything, he has offended audience members from all walks of life because he keeps it real, and they still come back to his shows because they know that hidden in his funny messages, he’s right. His most recent appearance on…

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The Meme That Has Secretly Been Around The Longest

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

It’s not really a raging debate, although if I were a clickbaity site, I would say something to that effect. But there is a disagreement about which meme was first, and I’m the one disagreeing. I’ve been on the internet since 1993 when I bought my first computer, and it came with an AOL disc…

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Late Night Appears To Be Dying After Stephen Colbert Goodbye

Michael Allen4 months ago4 months ago08 mins

For decades, Late Night talk shows have been part of the American bedtime ritual. Whether people were brushing their teeth or nodding off on the couch, someone was always cracking jokes behind a desk on every channel. But now, after ten years at the helm, Stephen Colbert is signing off, and CBS has decided that…

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Big Bang Theory
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Leonard and Sheldon: The Big Bang Theory Reimagining

Michael Allen1 month ago2 weeks ago028 mins

The Big Bang Theory gave fans so many laughs over the years, but wasn’t there an itch you couldn’t scratch? The relationship between Leonard and Sheldon was so off balance that this is a reimagining of it if it had taken place far far away in another universe. A Big Bang Theory Multiverse… The Big…

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Gordon Ramsay Goes Berserk Over TikTok Recipes

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Gordon Ramsay is infamous for yelling at the chefs on his shows and giving them the business. But this is a whole different story and it’s hilarious beyond stitches. Personally, some of these so-called TikTok chefs might be trolling Gordon Ramsay. When you see some of the recipes they are pulling out of their cookbooks,…

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Real Estate Agent Helps Himself To Client’s Fridge

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

We all know that the real estate agent has access to your home when they’re trying to sell it. But do they have the right to reach into your refrigerator and help themselves to your milk? That’s what one real estate agent did and he found out the hard way that it’s not right at…

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Coachella Lana Del Rey Lame Fine For Staying Up Too Late

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

Lana Del Rey put on a great show at Coachella 2024 to dancing and cheering fans who are grown adults by the way, or at least they are supposed to be. But the city of Indio, California seems to feel different about that because it says bedtime is at 1 am on Fridays and Saturdays,…

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The Wilhelm Scream Heard All Around Hollywood

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

After hearing it in various scenes over and over, the Wilhelm Scream becomes hilarious. It’s an infamous scream born out of necessity back at the beginning of filmmaking and it’s still being used today. Throughout the history of filmmaking, there have been plenty of shortcuts directors have taken to cut costs and speed things up…

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We Listen We Don't Judge
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We Listen We Don’t Judge Has A Great Premise But…

Michael Allen11 months ago11 months ago05 mins

Wouldn’t it be great to spill your guts with all your secrets and all your worries without anyone making fun of you or posting nasty comments at your expense? We Listen We Don’t Judge has an innocent notion that this is possible and there are people in this world who know the assignment. What’s wrong…

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A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

Available now on Amazon!
In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

Available now on Amazon!
Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

Michael Allen

When You Miss Me Revisited – Rappahannock 
When You Miss Me Revisited – Rappahannock 

I slid down the ramp to my yard. From now on, it was the only way to go. When I flopped on the grass, I looked up to see the [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Notes and Keys
When You Miss Me Revisited – Notes and Keys

When I opened my eyes, I was no longer in the yard. What felt like ages ago, I found myself back in my cubbyhole. Mikayla was across the room, smiling [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box
When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box

Mikayla woke up with a wink, unaware I’d been watching her. There was a moment of peace, just a breath of it, before she suddenly jumped up and snatched KeeKee [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads
When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads

Before I had a chance to understand what was happening between the pirates and the knights, a horse cut through the scene like a whispered warning. The branches swayed. The [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and a Doll
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and  a Doll

As the ship sailed over the waters, the waves crashed against the sides in a rhythmic motion. Fast asleep, I breathed into the blanket while Mikayla snored like a dinosaur [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba
When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba

He’ll go where your courage goes. That’s where you’ll always find him. What in the world does that even mean? Why does everyone want to talk so fuzzy around here [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying
When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying

When you miss me… I miss you too! But you know what I do? In my mind, I can see you. Think about me, while I think about you… And [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight

If Dad wasn’t painting on the front porch, he was working on a piece of furniture in his shed. I could hear faint noises coming from out there, so I [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock
When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock

My mind had been in a world of its own all day. I wasn’t quite sure where it had been or what I had been doing. But I know that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening

“Are you okay?” Jeph asked as he looked down at Julie. She cracked her neck and felt her head, “No. I’m not okay. I just got hit by a car.” [...]

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