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  • Happy Gilmore 2

    Happy Gilmore 2 Has Angry Fans Despite It’s Worth Watching

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    Ari Chambers Did Not Call Caitlin Clark a Villain

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    When Did Weird Competitions Become Real Sports

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    Late Night Appears To Be Dying After Stephen Colbert Goodbye

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Lana Del Rey
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Coachella Lana Del Rey Lame Fine For Staying Up Too Late

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago05 mins

Lana Del Rey put on a great show at Coachella 2024 to dancing and cheering fans who are grown adults by the way, or at least they are supposed to be. But the city of Indio, California seems to feel different about that because it says bedtime is at 1 am on Fridays and Saturdays,…

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Caitlin Clark
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Caitlin Clark And Angel Reese Woke Up The Beast

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago010 mins

When Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese went head to head in the Elite 8, it spiked ESPN’s viewership exponentially. Of course, Caitlin Clark and her Iowa Hawkeyes will go on to match up against Paige Bueckers and her UConn Huskies next but this beast that is raging is not just about basketball and the NCAA…

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freak off
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Diddy Is Hiding In His Bunker Where He Continues To Freak Off

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago012 mins

Freak off has become the internet’s favorite term and it’s all in light of the course of events that started to unravel a few days ago. Federal agents from what appears to be several different agencies including Homeland Security and the FBI were there to raid Diddy’s mansions in both L.A. and Miami but they…

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Francis Scott Key Bridge
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Francis Scott Key Bridge Conspiracy Theories Are Crazy

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

Baltimore, Maryland’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed early in the morning on Tuesday when the Singapore cargo ship known as Dali crashed into a support pillar. Of course, it’s a wild incident that no one expected and was totally random with everything else that was going on. But it has drawn out some of the…

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Allie Kubek
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Allie Kubek Had All Eyes On Her Except

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Her story might be over for this year. But for Women’s Maryland Terrapins basketball player Allie Kubek, it’s just getting started and last night’s performance put her on the map. Imagine showing up to NCAA Women’s March Madness against Iowa State and you’re not on the Scouting Report. But in the first half, you bang…

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Kate Middleton
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Kate Middleton Has Spoken And The Shutting Up Has Begun

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Some people had way too much time on their hands over the past couple of months to dissect a photo of Kate Middleton to determine it was photoshopped. What was it all about? The world has finally found out. On January 16, Kate Middleton went for abdominal surgery but the Royal Family didn’t let anyone…

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Conor McGregor
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Does Conor McGregor Get Smaller In ‘Road House?’

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

When I first heard about a remake of Road House, I shook my head wondering why they were doing it and I didn’t care who they got to play Dalton. But the trailer is out now and it seems Jake Gyllenhaal is going up against Conor McGregor in the Florida Keys and it looks like…

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The Rookie
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‘The Rookie’ Gets A Little Ridiculous

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Following The Rookie for years since Richard Castle became John Nolan, a writer becoming a police officer for real. He went through the hard times of being trained and now he’s a training officer himself. But he got married and took a few days off. That’s when the show went off the chains. The Rookie…

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hot dog
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Philadelphia Phillies Fans: No More Hot Dog For You

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

Even though the Philadelphia Phillies are full grown fans, they’re getting punished for their behavior. In what I consider a hard punishment to live with, the hot dog nights promotion is being taken away like they’re a bunch of teenagers about to lose their internet. What brought this on? Actually, there are a few things…

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Matt Rife
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Former Porn Star Arrested At Matt Rife Show

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

In one of the most confusing stories ever, Lisa Ann was escorted out of a Matt Rife show in handcuffs and given an odd ultimatum. She posted on her X every detail and the police have their version, but it’s shady at best. Former Porn actress who is probably best known for her Sarah Palin…

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daughter
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She’s A Young Mother With A Daughter Six Years Younger

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Hunter Nelson’s TikTok blew up when she posted a video of herself worried about how she was going to raise a daughter who is almost her age. What had people buzzing is that she’s 21 and her daughter is 15. There were quite a few confused TikTok users out there wondering how it’s possible to…

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Billie Eilish
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Billie Eilish Trolls Are Hating Themselves Around In Circles

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Billie Eilish has the worst kind of trolls constantly on her about everything they possibly can come up with. I really don’t know who these people think they are, but internet anonymity has given them some kind of false self-righteousness that they would never be able to actually live up to themselves. I remember when…

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Tesla Struggle In Cold Weather Shows Reality Drivers Face

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

What a world it would be if a car could drive itself safely and run on energy that could make it go forever with no carbon footprint. While it appears this is currently impossible, Tesla is trying to make strides in that direction. It just hasn’t ironed out all the wrinkles yet. This winter, with…

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My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

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The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble
When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble

People who try to do good often get punished for it—fired, fined, or billed. From rescue heroes to bystanders, kindness often comes with consequences. [...]

Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie
Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie

Paul Walker will appear in the final Fast & Furious film. Vin Diesel made sure of it. A powerful tribute to the heart of the franchise and a fitting way [...]

Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It
Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It

Saying Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are rivals is like saying a scooter’s gunning for a Harley — cool story, but they’re not even in the same lane. [...]

Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up
Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up

Social media isn’t just posts and memes—it’s a sitcom with recurring characters. From Karen to the Troll, here are the personalities that crash every comment section whether you want them [...]

Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness
Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness

If you’re struggling and can’t seem to see your way out from under the ever-increasing weight of your financial grind, you’re not alone. Misery loves company, and the irony is [...]

Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?
Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?

It would appear that while there are still great musicians who are rocking us with awesome performances, some are scraping the bottom of the barrel with new ways to keep [...]

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