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BTS Rapper Min Yoongi AKA Suga Heading To Military – ‘Future’s Gonna Be Okay’

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

The word became official that Suga of BTS will be heading to the military and fans aren’t happy, but they’re showing their support for their favorite South Korean rapper with the “Future’s Gonna Be Okay” anthem. It has me wondering how that works and will the whole band have to enlist. BIGHIT Music put out…

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Billie Eilish Kicks Off Lollapalooza Thursday Night

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Lollapalooza kicked off yesterday with a tremendous lineup of acts that hosted over 100,000 screaming and dancing fans. If they were there last night, it was to see Billie Eilish, but she was by far not the only draw because the festival promised big acts all day long. Of course, Billie Eilish was the huge…

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Chris Evans As Johnny Storm But Also Captain America

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Chris Evans is getting a lot of love these days for his performance as Johnny Storm in the Fantastic Four. The tributes are flying all across the interwebs but not one mention of it having the potential to cause issues since he’s also Captain America. This conversation was most likely already had when he starred…

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Real Estate Agent Helps Himself To Client’s Fridge

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

We all know that the real estate agent has access to your home when they’re trying to sell it. But do they have the right to reach into your refrigerator and help themselves to your milk? That’s what one real estate agent did and he found out the hard way that it’s not right at…

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Taylor Swift Sends Fans Back To Dreaded Ticketmaster Trenches

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Taylor Swift has announced that she has extended her Eras Tour and there are new dates to buy tickets. That is good news but some fans are starting to feel the stress from Ticketmaster flashbacks. Since Taylor Swift has been on tour, it’s been all good. Can you imagine that each stop along the way…

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Gal Gadot As Wonder Woman Again Sparks Controversy

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

It’s hard to tell if fans love Gal Gadot, hate her, or just don’t want to see her as Wonder Woman again. While it does seem that the making of Wonder Woman III is confirmed, the debate is on whether the actress should play the part. The first comparison I would make in this debate…

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Adam Sandler Playing Pickup Basketball In The Park

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

With everything going on out in Hollywood and how Adam Sandler has made his fame, his life would appear to be on hold. Only it’s not, because in his time off from making movies he has been picking up a few games of basketball at a public court in New York. With WGA and SAG-AFTRA…

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Donatella Versace Is Buzzing In Headlines For Funniest Reason

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Donatella Versace can make headlines doing just about anything as the infamous fashion designer, head of the company with her name on it. Today’s headlines are a little different and the jokes that go with it are hilarious. At the age of 23, Donatella Versace became the vice president of the Versace brand with her…

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Kate Upton Is Getting The Love From Astros Fans

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Kate Upton is always a fan favorite no matter what she does. Even when her husband gets traded from the Mets back to the Astros, she’s the one who gets all the attention about it. Fans are stoked to see Justin Verlander go back to the Astros. It’s not one of those LeBron James moments…

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Gordon Ramsay Goes Berserk Over TikTok Recipes

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Gordon Ramsay is infamous for yelling at the chefs on his shows and giving them the business. But this is a whole different story and it’s hilarious beyond stitches. Personally, some of these so-called TikTok chefs might be trolling Gordon Ramsay. When you see some of the recipes they are pulling out of their cookbooks,…

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National Girlfriend Day Is Today

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

It’s National Girlfriend Day and that means it’s time to give a shoutout to your girlfriend whoever she might be. For some very beautiful women, it’s a day to do a shoutout to themselves and some of them wouldn’t be wrong. Days of the Year credits Mistress Susan for coming up with National Girlfriend Day…

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UFO Hearing Before Government Panel Is Totes Hilarious

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

These guys are great and they should run every Los Angeles City Council meeting ever. They think aliens are coming in a UFO and that we should welcome them with a huge party. Listen to the specifics and it sounds like a party we should just have anyway whether the aliens show up or not….

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A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

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In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

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Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble
When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble

People who try to do good often get punished for it—fired, fined, or billed. From rescue heroes to bystanders, kindness often comes with consequences. [...]

Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie
Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie

Paul Walker will appear in the final Fast & Furious film. Vin Diesel made sure of it. A powerful tribute to the heart of the franchise and a fitting way [...]

Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It
Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It

Saying Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are rivals is like saying a scooter’s gunning for a Harley — cool story, but they’re not even in the same lane. [...]

Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up
Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up

Social media isn’t just posts and memes—it’s a sitcom with recurring characters. From Karen to the Troll, here are the personalities that crash every comment section whether you want them [...]

Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness
Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness

If you’re struggling and can’t seem to see your way out from under the ever-increasing weight of your financial grind, you’re not alone. Misery loves company, and the irony is [...]

Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?
Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?

It would appear that while there are still great musicians who are rocking us with awesome performances, some are scraping the bottom of the barrel with new ways to keep [...]

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