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old fashioned
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Brandy Old Fashioned On Way To Becoming Wisconsin State Spirit

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

I have a special relationship with the Old Fashioned from Wisconsin, and I’ll tell that story in a bit. But Wisconsin has a serious relationship with it, and they’re taking it to the next level. Of course, they are letting the world know that an Old Fashioned is made with Brandy. It’s not supposed to…

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sheep getting high
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Sheep Getting High In Greece Meandering Into Wrong Greenhouse

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

“Sheep Getting High” could be the song of the year. Move over, Oliver Anthony! A new anthem just might be coming through. It could go a little something like this, sheep getting high in Greece when their food ran scarce and they had to go looking east. Hey, I never said I was a songwriter….

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King Charles
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King Charles III Getting Roasted For Portrait That Looks Like It

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago07 mins

King Charles III unveiled his first official portrait since his coronation and probably shouldn’t have. Not everything needs to be made public and this is one of them. It’s not common knowledge how long he posed for Jonathan Yeo with fire burning all around him while the artist painted the predominantly red portrait. But Jonathan…

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Collin Everett
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Collin Everett And The Fearless Stitch Journey Of A Lifetime

Michael Allen10 months ago3 months ago08 mins

I was watching sort of a stitch video that had one genuine comical genius in it which launched me on a journey to find out who he was. I finally learned his name is Collin Everett but what I had to go through to find that out was a ridiculous struggle that took me around…

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Facebook Community Standards Reaches New Annoying Levels

Michael Allen12 months ago12 months ago07 mins

When Facebook members started complaining about their privacy and Mark Zuckerberg was called to testify before a Congressional committee, I thought then that we had gone and lost our minds. But these Community Standards keep reaching new levels and it has absurdity written all over it. Let’s first talk about the age restriction that is…

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Please Don't Destroy
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Petition to Keep the SNL Skit Series Please Don’t Destroy

Michael Allen1 month ago2 weeks ago07 mins

The hilarious skit series from Saturday Night Live called Please Don’t Destroy has been getting raving reviews since it caught the fans’ eyes when it started in 2017. Canceling it now at the height of its briliance would be a colossal tragedy that Lorne Michaels wouldn’t want on his conscience. Ben Marshall, John Higgins, and…

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Does Conor McGregor Get Smaller In ‘Road House?’

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago06 mins

When I first heard about a remake of Road House, I shook my head wondering why they were doing it and I didn’t care who they got to play Dalton. But the trailer is out now and it seems Jake Gyllenhaal is going up against Conor McGregor in the Florida Keys and it looks like…

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Coachella Lana Del Rey Lame Fine For Staying Up Too Late

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

Lana Del Rey put on a great show at Coachella 2024 to dancing and cheering fans who are grown adults by the way, or at least they are supposed to be. But the city of Indio, California seems to feel different about that because it says bedtime is at 1 am on Fridays and Saturdays,…

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Outer Banks
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From Outer Banks To Morocco By Fishing Boat

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

Outer Banks is a series on Netflix that has made fans completely lose themselves in the story. The action is like a swashbuckling pirate story with treasure and murder that is set in contemporary times and obviously in the infamous Outer Banks of North Carolina. As treasure hunts go, an amulet provides clues that take…

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Caitlin Clark
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Caitlin Clark Bleeds, Cunningham Defends, WNBA Rakes It In

Michael Allen5 months ago5 months ago09 mins

Caitlin Clark didn’t just enter the WNBA. She detonated into it. From breaking college records to packing stadiums across the country, she’s the face of the future and the engine of the present. But in recent games, the conversation has shifted. Less about her deep threes and court vision. More about the bruises she’s collecting….

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OnlyFans
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OnlyFans Girls On Facebook Making Every Willy Wonky

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

OnlyFans was created for everyone who wanted to turn their interests into extra income using a subscription-based platform. Of course, it became a trend and everyone knows which way that went. E-commerce used to be a game that only the big guys could play. They were the ones who were able to put all the…

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Dave Chappelle
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Dave Chappelle Excellent SNL Is The Comedy We Need

Michael Allen10 months ago10 months ago04 mins

We’re talking about a comedic genius and that can’t be denied. Dave Chappelle jokes about anything, he has offended audience members from all walks of life because he keeps it real, and they still come back to his shows because they know that hidden in his funny messages, he’s right. His most recent appearance on…

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Oktoberfest
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Devil’s Wheel Is Sexiest Game At Oktoberfest

Michael Allen2 years ago1 year ago05 mins

I had never heard of the Devil’s Wheel and didn’t know what to expect at all. But it has now become my favorite game at Oktoberfest. It threw me off when the women started climbing up on the wheel. Most of them were in dresses I had seen before but I wasn’t putting it all…

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A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

Available now on Amazon!
In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

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Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

Michael Allen

When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box
When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box

Mikayla woke up with a wink, unaware I’d been watching her. There was a moment of peace, just a breath of it, before she suddenly jumped up and snatched KeeKee [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads
When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads

Before I had a chance to understand what was happening between the pirates and the knights, a horse cut through the scene like a whispered warning. The branches swayed. The [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and a Doll
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and  a Doll

As the ship sailed over the waters, the waves crashed against the sides in a rhythmic motion. Fast asleep, I breathed into the blanket while Mikayla snored like a dinosaur [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba
When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba

He’ll go where your courage goes. That’s where you’ll always find him. What in the world does that even mean? Why does everyone want to talk so fuzzy around here [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying
When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying

When you miss me… I miss you too! But you know what I do? In my mind, I can see you. Think about me, while I think about you… And [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight

If Dad wasn’t painting on the front porch, he was working on a piece of furniture in his shed. I could hear faint noises coming from out there, so I [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock
When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock

My mind had been in a world of its own all day. I wasn’t quite sure where it had been or what I had been doing. But I know that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening

“Are you okay?” Jeph asked as he looked down at Julie. She cracked her neck and felt her head, “No. I’m not okay. I just got hit by a car.” [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VIII – The Accident
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VIII – The Accident

Marcus had gone all out for this particular extravagant soiree because for him, it was a special occasion. He had thrown everyone off his scent by spreading the rumor that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VII – The Party
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VII – The Party

The sounds of balls cracking on the pool table echoed throughout the hall as music played on low in the background. This wasn’t a hopping club after all. It was [...]

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