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Trenton Damn Blatherly
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The World of Nothingness. Part One.

Michael Allen1 month ago1 month ago04 mins

A study in pure brilliant literature… Most stories begin with something exciting. A prophecy. A dragon. A mysterious letter that smells like old libraries. This story begins with none of that. Because the man who created this world did not feel like trying very hard. His name is Trenton Damn Blatherly. Author. Visionary. Occasional napper….

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She’s A Young Mother With A Daughter Six Years Younger

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Hunter Nelson’s TikTok blew up when she posted a video of herself worried about how she was going to raise a daughter who is almost her age. What had people buzzing is that she’s 21 and her daughter is 15. There were quite a few confused TikTok users out there wondering how it’s possible to…

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Diddy
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Diddy Thought He Was Walking Out But RICO Said Nah

Michael Allen7 months ago7 months ago09 mins

NEW YORK — In a scene that would have been deeply inspiring if it wasn’t immediately so funny, Sean “Diddy” Combs reportedly packed his toothbrush, threw on a fresh pair of Cîroc-branded sweats, and strutted toward the exit of his holding facility Wednesday, only to be intercepted mid-victory-strut by the bureaucracy. The information he had…

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What’s Up With Celebs Wearing Huge Yellow Crocs?

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Of all the fashion statements celebrities have made over the years, the Yellow Crocs are bizarre. It reminds me of Minions, only they have enough common sense to wear black boots. It will be a fly-by-night gimmick, and there is no disputing that. It’s like the moon boots of the 80s when kids would wear…

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Matt Rife
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Former Porn Star Arrested At Matt Rife Show

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

In one of the most confusing stories ever, Lisa Ann was escorted out of a Matt Rife show in handcuffs and given an odd ultimatum. She posted on her X every detail and the police have their version, but it’s shady at best. Former Porn actress who is probably best known for her Sarah Palin…

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MrBeast Buys The NFL And Already Is Up To Something

Michael Allen4 months ago4 months ago010 mins

It happened. The nightmare scenario that fans joked about for years became reality. MrBeast stood at the podium beside NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell, smiling like a kid who just bought the world’s largest candy store. Only this time, the candy store was America’s favorite game. The press room went silent when Goodell leaned into the…

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Jodi Maiers 13 Weeks
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Jodi Maiers 13 Weeks Nails the Covid Experience

Michael Allen1 month ago1 month ago05 mins

It was tough for everyone who went through it. Italians were singing songs across their balconies. The French were flooding their empty streets with lights. And while Americans were locked down, a certain hero was running to New York, a story that Jodi Maiers breathed to life in 13 Weeks. This was not your normal…

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Megan Fox
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Spotlight On Claudia Alende, Brazil’s Megan Fox Doppelganger

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Megan Fox has been enjoying the spotlight for years as one of the most talented actresses in Hollywood, not to mention one of the hottest. But along comes Claudia Alende from Brazil, and you have to take a double look to know whether you are seeing Megan or not. Claudia Alende has indeed been awarded…

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Cheeseburger Near Me
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Cheeseburger Near Me Turns Into The Sweetest Life Destiny

Michael Allen4 months ago4 months ago013 mins

The cheeseburger jumped off the menu. It wasn’t just a normal cheeseburger to begin with because, to start, it had cheddar cheese and blue cheese on it. Then, there was bacon and jalapenos. I never wanted a cheeseburger so bad in my life, and I’m a cheeseburger fanatic. That’s why I googled Cheeseburger Near Me…

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Katie McGrath Did Her Own Stunts in ‘Jurassic World’

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

It’s not normal to hear of a celebrity doing their own stunts. Hollywood has stunt people for that purpose. Watching Katie McGrath get thrown around and dunked underwater, she goes through a lot to make Jurassic World and deserves respect. Jurassic World is about an amusement park that has been built where the original Jurassic…

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Geraldo Story About Larry David Severely Backfires

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

Larry David’s Curb Your Enthusiasm came to an end after 12 seasons the other night and for some reason, Geraldo didn’t waste any time trying to discredit the television icon. It didn’t work out that great for the mustached journalist and political commentator who has continued to find a way to get bad attention over…

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Collin Everett
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Collin Everett And The Fearless Stitch Journey Of A Lifetime

Michael Allen12 months ago4 months ago08 mins

I was watching sort of a stitch video that had one genuine comical genius in it which launched me on a journey to find out who he was. I finally learned his name is Collin Everett but what I had to go through to find that out was a ridiculous struggle that took me around…

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Jennifer Lawrence Goes There In ‘No Hard Feelings’

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Jennifer Lawrence has been an absolute favorite of mine and continues to do so. In No Hard Feelings, she shows a different side of herself, and there is one scene fans might buy tickets just to see. I fell in love with Jennifer Lawrence when I first saw her in Monk back in 2006. Everyone…

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A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

Available now on Amazon!
In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

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Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

Michael Allen

When You Miss Me Revisited – Rappahannock 
When You Miss Me Revisited – Rappahannock 

I slid down the ramp to my yard. From now on, it was the only way to go. When I flopped on the grass, I looked up to see the [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Notes and Keys
When You Miss Me Revisited – Notes and Keys

When I opened my eyes, I was no longer in the yard. What felt like ages ago, I found myself back in my cubbyhole. Mikayla was across the room, smiling [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box
When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box

Mikayla woke up with a wink, unaware I’d been watching her. There was a moment of peace, just a breath of it, before she suddenly jumped up and snatched KeeKee [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads
When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads

Before I had a chance to understand what was happening between the pirates and the knights, a horse cut through the scene like a whispered warning. The branches swayed. The [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and a Doll
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and  a Doll

As the ship sailed over the waters, the waves crashed against the sides in a rhythmic motion. Fast asleep, I breathed into the blanket while Mikayla snored like a dinosaur [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba
When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba

He’ll go where your courage goes. That’s where you’ll always find him. What in the world does that even mean? Why does everyone want to talk so fuzzy around here [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying
When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying

When you miss me… I miss you too! But you know what I do? In my mind, I can see you. Think about me, while I think about you… And [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight

If Dad wasn’t painting on the front porch, he was working on a piece of furniture in his shed. I could hear faint noises coming from out there, so I [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock
When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock

My mind had been in a world of its own all day. I wasn’t quite sure where it had been or what I had been doing. But I know that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening

“Are you okay?” Jeph asked as he looked down at Julie. She cracked her neck and felt her head, “No. I’m not okay. I just got hit by a car.” [...]

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