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Pharma Commercials
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Pharma Commercials Kill With Jokes If They Weren’t Dead Serious

Michael Allen6 months ago6 months ago03 mins

Doesn’t it seem that the pharmaceutical companies should have it all figured out by now? They’ve only been doing their thing since the late 1800s. Other industries in business that long would have been pros by now but the pharma commercials hilariously let us know that they are not on top of things. By surgically…

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When Nathan Fillion Really Blew It In Easy Cross Examination

Michael Allen6 months ago6 months ago06 mins

It was Season 8 Episode 10 of Castle when Nathan Fillion was supposed to testify in an open and shut case. Castle thought he could identify the murderer but he was seriously rattled by the defense attorney who came prepared and threw everything he had. What’s bad about it is Castle had good ammunition to…

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King Charles III Getting Roasted For Portrait That Looks Like It

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

King Charles III unveiled his first official portrait since his coronation and probably shouldn’t have. Not everything needs to be made public and this is one of them. It’s not common knowledge how long he posed for Jonathan Yeo with fire burning all around him while the artist painted the predominantly red portrait. But Jonathan…

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Kate Upton Is Getting The Love From Astros Fans

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

Kate Upton is always a fan favorite no matter what she does. Even when her husband gets traded from the Mets back to the Astros, she’s the one who gets all the attention about it. Fans are stoked to see Justin Verlander go back to the Astros. It’s not one of those LeBron James moments…

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TMZ Is Quick To Capitalize On Britney Spears

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Britney Spears has been struggling for years and it’s a shame because she’s such an awesome performer and she should be simply living her best life. But she’s great business for TMZ who has now capitalized on her divorce for their new television series. Streaming now on Hulu, TMZ Investigates: Britney Spears: Divorce & Despair…

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Haliey Welch
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Haliey Welch Using Hawk Tuah To Influence For Good

Michael Allen9 months ago9 months ago08 mins

Disclaimer: This article was written before the crypto fiasco. I’m sorry about anyone who lost money in that and I can certainly understand the want to blame someone, which has unfortunately fallen on her because she did lend her name to it. When it comes to quick internet viral fame, there is plenty of it…

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Billie Eilish
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Billie Eilish Trolls Are Hating Themselves Around In Circles

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Billie Eilish has the worst kind of trolls constantly on her about everything they possibly can come up with. I really don’t know who these people think they are, but internet anonymity has given them some kind of false self-righteousness that they would never be able to actually live up to themselves. I remember when…

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The Rolling Stones Still Doing It In 2023 With Angry

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

The Rolling Stones haven’t gone anywhere, and they are just as good as ever. With their newly released hit “Angry,” they are climbing the charts the way they always have since the band first got together. In the year 2023, The Rolling Stones are just as active as they always have been. They started in…

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Francis Scott Key Bridge Conspiracy Theories Are Crazy

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago08 mins

Baltimore, Maryland’s Francis Scott Key Bridge collapsed early in the morning on Tuesday when the Singapore cargo ship known as Dali crashed into a support pillar. Of course, it’s a wild incident that no one expected and was totally random with everything else that was going on. But it has drawn out some of the…

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Allie Kubek Had All Eyes On Her Except

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Her story might be over for this year. But for Women’s Maryland Terrapins basketball player Allie Kubek, it’s just getting started and last night’s performance put her on the map. Imagine showing up to NCAA Women’s March Madness against Iowa State and you’re not on the Scouting Report. But in the first half, you bang…

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The Big Crack Down On McDonald’s Burger Dealers

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago010 mins

The McDonald’s fix is hard to beat. People should consider rehab. Cutting down to once a week is dangerous if you’re trying to get off of the junk entirely. Ronald McDonald is coming under attack because, obviously, he’s been peddling junk food to kids. I haven’t seen those charges yet. But the video should hit…

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The Day When Yellow Discharge Gonorrhea Wasn’t About STDs

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago03 mins

Shock factor is good for the Likes but how many sales can it produce? Sexyy Red is about to find out with her new product that includes Gonorrhea and Yellow Discharge. It was just a normal day, post 2020 though. So, we’ve pretty seen it all from Murder Hornets to Worldwide Lockdowns. There isn’t much…

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Deliveries Put On Hold During Hurriquake Is Sign People Still Have Common Sense

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

California was bracing for a hurricane, and that’s all the news had to say to keep them informed. When they were hit with an earthquake at the same time, it became the hurriquake of the century and Door Dash decided to suspend all deliveries during the crisis. It really is a sign that some people…

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My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

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The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble
When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble

People who try to do good often get punished for it—fired, fined, or billed. From rescue heroes to bystanders, kindness often comes with consequences. [...]

Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie
Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie

Paul Walker will appear in the final Fast & Furious film. Vin Diesel made sure of it. A powerful tribute to the heart of the franchise and a fitting way [...]

Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It
Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It

Saying Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are rivals is like saying a scooter’s gunning for a Harley — cool story, but they’re not even in the same lane. [...]

Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up
Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up

Social media isn’t just posts and memes—it’s a sitcom with recurring characters. From Karen to the Troll, here are the personalities that crash every comment section whether you want them [...]

Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness
Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness

If you’re struggling and can’t seem to see your way out from under the ever-increasing weight of your financial grind, you’re not alone. Misery loves company, and the irony is [...]

Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?
Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?

It would appear that while there are still great musicians who are rocking us with awesome performances, some are scraping the bottom of the barrel with new ways to keep [...]

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