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    Meme Legends And What Happened To Them

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    Philadelphia Phillies Fans: No More Hot Dog For You

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Lake Michigan Lighthouse Offering Stays You Can Win

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

Wouldn’t you love to wake up and look out from the deck of a lighthouse while being surrounded by a lake? The White Shoal Light offers stays, but you can win one if you’re lucky, and they’re doing it in the most interesting way. The White Shoal Light is located 20 miles into Lake Michigan….

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  • Film

Poor Things Breathes New Life Into Frankenstein

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

After a ten-minute standing ovation, do you think the audience might have liked Poor Things at the Venice Film Fest? It’s definitely a different kind of movie but it seems to at least nod to Frankenstein. Attendants at the Venice Film Fest were the first to enjoy Poor Things as Emma Stone plays a character…

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Nathan Fillion
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When Nathan Fillion Really Blew It In Easy Cross Examination

Michael Allen9 months ago9 months ago06 mins

It was Season 8 Episode 10 of Castle when Nathan Fillion was supposed to testify in an open and shut case. Castle thought he could identify the murderer but he was seriously rattled by the defense attorney who came prepared and threw everything he had. What’s bad about it is Castle had good ammunition to…

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Cheeseburger Near Me
  • Humor

Cheeseburger Near Me Turns Into The Sweetest Life Destiny

Michael Allen2 months ago2 months ago013 mins

The cheeseburger jumped off the menu. It wasn’t just a normal cheeseburger to begin with because, to start, it had cheddar cheese and blue cheese on it. Then, there was bacon and jalapenos. I never wanted a cheeseburger so bad in my life, and I’m a cheeseburger fanatic. That’s why I googled Cheeseburger Near Me…

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Lana Del Rey
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Coachella Lana Del Rey Lame Fine For Staying Up Too Late

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

Lana Del Rey put on a great show at Coachella 2024 to dancing and cheering fans who are grown adults by the way, or at least they are supposed to be. But the city of Indio, California seems to feel different about that because it says bedtime is at 1 am on Fridays and Saturdays,…

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US Customs
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US Customs Finds Giraffe Poop For Interesting Reason

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

US Customs has seen some things I’m sure. They’ve found weapons and concoctions of all kinds but I’m also a little sure that they’ve never seen giraffe poop come through. Well, it happened. A lady brought the unique feces through US Customs at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul Airport. The reason is she wanted to make a…

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Piotr Szczerek
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Drogbruk CEO Piotr Szczerek and the FAFO Moment of the Year

Michael Allen3 months ago3 months ago010 mins

At the US Open, a moment that should have been pure joy turned into one of the ugliest scenes of the tournament. A young boy was waiting to receive a cap from Polish tennis player Kamil Majchrzak. He had just received it before, Piotr Szczerek, a wealthy businessman in the stands, grabbed it out of…

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  • Music

Oliver Anthony Is Going Beyond Rich Men North Of Richmond

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

Oliver Anthony came out of nowhere when his hit “Rich Men North Of Richmond” started soaring on the charts and into the hearts of music lovers everywhere. Now, he’s doing it again with a new song entitled “I Want To Go Home.” Farmville, Virginia is where Oliver Anthony has land that he shares with his…

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Star Wars Lasers
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Have Star Wars Lasers Finally Reached Our Future

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago04 mins

The image of Star Wars Lasers being in the here and now is too much to grasp. When a video appeared with tree trimmers using a laser to cut a branch, it seemed to come from AI as many fake videos are popping up these days. But is it really too hard to believe? Watching…

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  • Film

Pauly D Getting Love Today For Breaking Through Door

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Pauly D is hitting the headlines after his highly heroic act on Jersey Shore Family Vacation. He was forced to bust through a door to avenge his love, Nikki Hall, and there’s so much more to the story. First of all, what happened on the show is almost unforgivable. Anything they do on the show…

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  • Music

Oliver Anthony Is Showing How Hard It Is To Stay Authentic

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

Oliver Anthony is actually making it look easy, but the industry is coming at him from all sides. He has struggling musicians and fans scratching their heads, wondering about some of the decisions he’s made. He wrote “Rich Men North of Richmond” and then set up a camera to record himself performing it in his…

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Diddy Is Hiding In His Bunker Where He Continues To Freak Off

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago012 mins

Freak off has become the internet’s favorite term and it’s all in light of the course of events that started to unravel a few days ago. Federal agents from what appears to be several different agencies including Homeland Security and the FBI were there to raid Diddy’s mansions in both L.A. and Miami but they…

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AllCrime Criminal Insurance
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AllCrime Criminal Insurance For The Lifer On The Go

Michael Allen3 weeks ago3 weeks ago021 mins

The coffee was brewing while the bacon in the Egg and Cheese Croissants was lingering in the air, biting the smeller of everyone who came into the convenience store. The morning was just coming up, so the sun, sitting low on the horizon, still had that brand new day brightness that stung your eyes if…

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A Work in Progress
When Traylor loses his home, he doesn't give up. He sleeps in airports, hotel rooms, and then he lives in his van when he finally finds the resources to buy one. He's desperately clinging to dignity in a world that has looked the other way.

Available now on Amazon!
In the Walk: Wrestling with Theology
A deeply personal journey through questions that many are afraid to ask out loud. Blending religious texts, reflection, and lived experience, this book explores the nature of God, faith, sin, forgiveness, science, religion, and the tension between truth and tradition.

Available now on Amazon!
Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

Michael Allen

When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box
When You Miss Me Revisited – Cigar Box

Mikayla woke up with a wink, unaware I’d been watching her. There was a moment of peace, just a breath of it, before she suddenly jumped up and snatched KeeKee [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads
When You Miss Me Revisited – Treasure Roads

Before I had a chance to understand what was happening between the pirates and the knights, a horse cut through the scene like a whispered warning. The branches swayed. The [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and a Doll
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Blanket and  a Doll

As the ship sailed over the waters, the waves crashed against the sides in a rhythmic motion. Fast asleep, I breathed into the blanket while Mikayla snored like a dinosaur [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba
When You Miss Me Revisited – Captain Teye Ba

He’ll go where your courage goes. That’s where you’ll always find him. What in the world does that even mean? Why does everyone want to talk so fuzzy around here [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying
When You Miss Me Revisited – Dillydallying

When you miss me… I miss you too! But you know what I do? In my mind, I can see you. Think about me, while I think about you… And [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight
When You Miss Me Revisited – A Strange Knight

If Dad wasn’t painting on the front porch, he was working on a piece of furniture in his shed. I could hear faint noises coming from out there, so I [...]

When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock
When You Miss Me Revisited – Wrapper Hammock

My mind had been in a world of its own all day. I wasn’t quite sure where it had been or what I had been doing. But I know that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part IX – The Awakening

“Are you okay?” Jeph asked as he looked down at Julie. She cracked her neck and felt her head, “No. I’m not okay. I just got hit by a car.” [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VIII – The Accident
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VIII – The Accident

Marcus had gone all out for this particular extravagant soiree because for him, it was a special occasion. He had thrown everyone off his scent by spreading the rumor that [...]

Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VII – The Party
Joker Joker Deuce Halloween Series Part VII – The Party

The sounds of balls cracking on the pool table echoed throughout the hall as music played on low in the background. This wasn’t a hopping club after all. It was [...]

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