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Kate Middleton Has Spoken And The Shutting Up Has Begun

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago06 mins

Some people had way too much time on their hands over the past couple of months to dissect a photo of Kate Middleton to determine it was photoshopped. What was it all about? The world has finally found out. On January 16, Kate Middleton went for abdominal surgery but the Royal Family didn’t let anyone…

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Dunkin’ Donuts Bathroom Fail Sends Man To Therapy

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago05 mins

When Paul Kerouac walked into the Dunkin’ Donuts in Winter Park, Florida, in January of 2022, little did he know that his life was going to change forever. But not in a good way. Employees of that particular Dunkin’ Donuts had a secret that they did not share with the public. They had even reported…

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Mansions
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Affordable Mansions In This Real Estate Market

Michael Allen11 months ago10 months ago09 mins

Finding housing in this market can be difficult if you don’t have the required first month, last month, security deposit, and every detail of your life documented. Forget being at the bottom of the stack of applicants and get yourself into one of the mansions listed here. These mansions can be yours for free if…

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Wally Gator Denied Access To Phillies Game – The Emotional Support Animal Of Alligators

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Wally Gator is an alligator on a leash and it’s a shame that this little beast wasn’t allowed into a Phillies game recently. Can you imagine him being turned down at the gate? Sounds about right when it’s put that way. But the thing is that Wally Gator is an emotional support alligator and he…

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Sydney Sweeney
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Twit Rage Over Tom Brady and Sydney Sweeney Chatting It Up

Michael Allen2 months ago2 months ago05 mins

It was a sunny, star-studded day at Jeff Bezos’s wedding, where billionaire glitz met Hollywood glamor and NFL royalty. But while most attendees were sipping champagne and making small talk on superyachts, a brief interaction between two famous guests, Tom Brady and Sydney Sweeney, set off a five-alarm meltdown across the internet. The retired quarterback…

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More To Luv Is Huge Hit Everyone Slept On In 2009

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago03 mins

It’s hard to figure out if they’re genius or missed a few tips in marketing but Minnutes was definitely slept on back in the day. They had hits, especially “More To Luv” that was featured in one of my favorite shows. Watching Castle reruns on Hulu and I get to Episode 10 of Season 1,…

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Megan Fox
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Spotlight On Claudia Alende, Brazil’s Megan Fox Doppelganger

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Megan Fox has been enjoying the spotlight for years as one of the most talented actresses in Hollywood, not to mention one of the hottest. But along comes Claudia Alende from Brazil, and you have to take a double look to know whether you are seeing Megan or not. Claudia Alende has indeed been awarded…

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King Charles III Getting Roasted For Portrait That Looks Like It

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago07 mins

King Charles III unveiled his first official portrait since his coronation and probably shouldn’t have. Not everything needs to be made public and this is one of them. It’s not common knowledge how long he posed for Jonathan Yeo with fire burning all around him while the artist painted the predominantly red portrait. But Jonathan…

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Caitlin Clark
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Caitlin Clark And Angel Reese Woke Up The Beast

Michael Allen1 year ago1 year ago010 mins

When Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese went head to head in the Elite 8, it spiked ESPN’s viewership exponentially. Of course, Caitlin Clark and her Iowa Hawkeyes will go on to match up against Paige Bueckers and her UConn Huskies next but this beast that is raging is not just about basketball and the NCAA…

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Tubi Is Getting Beat Up For Its Streaming

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Rather than pay to watch great programming, Tubi has a way of providing it for free. The issue is that with everything free, there are going to be some bombs. Anyone can make a video. That became evident when YouTube became a hit. You can make just about anything you want and upload it yourself….

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Please Don't Destroy
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Petition to Keep the SNL Skit Series Please Don’t Destroy

Michael Allen5 months ago5 months ago07 mins

The hilarious skit series from Saturday Night Live called Please Don’t Destroy has been getting raving reviews since it caught the fans’ eyes when it started in 2017. Canceling it now at the height of its briliance would be a colossal tragedy that Lorne Michaels wouldn’t want on his conscience. Ben Marshall, John Higgins, and…

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Britney Spears Made Smartest Move Of All In Marriage

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Of course, the gossip rags are all over the breakup of Britney Spears and Sam Asghari because, for some reason, one in particular loves to watch her fall. However, this one isn’t a fall at all. Britney Spears and Sam Asghari appear to be heading toward a divorce. To let the gossip rags tell the…

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Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift Seem To No Longer Be Rumors

Michael Allen2 years ago2 years ago04 mins

How has Taylor Swift even had the time to date anyone while flying around the world on her Eras Tour? Travis Kelce seems to have found a way through her work schedule, her Swifties, and her security to find a path to her heart. But those were just rumors at first. They actually still are…

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Joker Joker Deuce
My latest novel, a psychological thriller about an internet stalker who can find anyone anywhere at any time. His victims have no idea he's coming, and there is only one grave connection between them.

Available now on Amazon!

The Deeper Dark

The psychological thriller by Michael Allen - when a hero comes home from the war, he finds his world went on without him and now he has a new war to fight as a corrupt network threatens the only person he has left in his life. Available now on Amazon!

A River in the Ocean

A drama from Michael Allen - A single father separated from his daughter by a near-fatal accident fights through amnesia to start searching for what's missing in his life while deep down inside, his daughter knows she's missing something as well. Available now on Amazon!

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When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble
When Doing Wonderful Deeds Gets You in Dumb Trouble

People who try to do good often get punished for it—fired, fined, or billed. From rescue heroes to bystanders, kindness often comes with consequences. [...]

Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie
Saying Goodbye One Last Time: The Return of Paul Walker for the Final Fast & Furious Movie

Paul Walker will appear in the final Fast & Furious film. Vin Diesel made sure of it. A powerful tribute to the heart of the franchise and a fitting way [...]

Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It
Out of Her League: Angel Reese Is Playing the Game, But Caitlin Clark Is Running It

Saying Caitlin Clark and Angel Reese are rivals is like saying a scooter’s gunning for a Harley — cool story, but they’re not even in the same lane. [...]

Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up
Every Social Media Post Ever: The Usual Characters Who Always Show Up

Social media isn’t just posts and memes—it’s a sitcom with recurring characters. From Karen to the Troll, here are the personalities that crash every comment section whether you want them [...]

Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness
Obnoxious Growth of the Huckster Hustle Murders Consumer Happiness

If you’re struggling and can’t seem to see your way out from under the ever-increasing weight of your financial grind, you’re not alone. Misery loves company, and the irony is [...]

Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?
Has Entertainment Suddenly Run Out of Revolutionary Ideas?

It would appear that while there are still great musicians who are rocking us with awesome performances, some are scraping the bottom of the barrel with new ways to keep [...]

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